calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery
why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room
when you correct the teacher
The things you find at the printer at school
he’s in his thirties
people in their thirties can enjoy Easter too
dang I’m just saying it’s funny I’m not insulting anyone
shh were meant to have a fake argument for the notes just play along
fuck I meant to say that thirty year olds are all dumb lol
omg no their not u cant jus tel ppl how 2 liv omg
Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again
thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine
if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.
that fucking kid took one for the team