rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 



asian:

i wish we could donate body fat to those in need

(Source: asian)





okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 



officialwhitegirls:

when you correct the teacher

image



magstah:

The things you find at the printer at school

magstah:

The things you find at the printer at school



(Source: holoska)



(Source: sh4ne)



a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

bookjunkie26:

EASTER


he’s in his thirties

people in their thirties can enjoy Easter too

dang I’m just saying it’s funny I’m not insulting anyone

shh were meant to have a fake argument for the notes just play along

fuck I meant to say that thirty year olds are all dumb lol

omg no their not u cant jus tel ppl how 2 liv omg

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

bookjunkie26:

EASTER

he’s in his thirties

people in their thirties can enjoy Easter too

dang I’m just saying it’s funny I’m not insulting anyone

shh were meant to have a fake argument for the notes just play along

fuck I meant to say that thirty year olds are all dumb lol

omg no their not u cant jus tel ppl how 2 liv omg




sh1re:

happy easter




(Source: pasta-bilities)



destinysonlychild:


davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

destinysonlychild:

davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

(Source: everytimeidiabetes)



thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

(Source: racingbarakarts)




tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team



backdoorteenmom:


lol and you think government conspiracies aren’t real?

backdoorteenmom:

lol and you think government conspiracies aren’t real?

(Source: nthanl)